Yes, kids DO say often the darndest things! It's certainly one the fun things I enjoy about being a nanny/childcare worker, hearing some of the ways kids express themselves, and the way they interpret situations and remember events. I learned early on to write these things down, too! Amazing that, as amused as I am when the kiddos do say something, I forget what they'd said as the day wears on!
Since I have been writing them down, I have amassed quite a fun collection of tidbits from the kids I've watched over the years. I thought I'd share them with you - I hope you enjoy them!!
(Kids' names omitted for security)
L: "K-- wore the same pair of underwear all week!"
K: "No I didn't! That was last month!"
KJ : (practicing Spanish) "Uno, dos, tres, mumble mumblemumble...."
Me: "You got the 'uno, dos, tres' right."
KJ: "No one even taught me that. I'm part Indian, and Indians speak Spanish, so I just figured it out all by myself!"
Two boys playing army/war ~
L: "Come on, attack!"
K: "I'm not ready!"
L: "Of course not! In war, no one is ever ready!"
Girls playing "Doc McStuffins", told me I had a diagnosis and that I needed to drink a glass of water.
Me: "Am I better?"
S: "No, we have to get the diagnosis out."
A boy caught an ant, and I wanted him to let it go again.
Me: "KJ, your ant is sad and lonely. He misses his family."
KJ: "Oh, no! L --, my ant is sad and lonely! You have to help me catch more ants!"
Me: "What is your favorite food?"
KJ: "Sweet foods."
Me: "What foods do you NOT like to eat?"
KJ: "I don't like to eat the food that my brothers like. If they like to eat it, then I don't like it."
L: "The Seahawks lost to the forty-whiners! It was so sad! I had tears in my eyes for five minutes!"
Me: "You should ask Mama to show you pictures of when she was a little girl."
R: "That would be a little bit scary."
Watching Star Wars....
L: "I forget, how does Luke know that Leia is his sister? Don't tell me!"
Me: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
KJ: "A knight!"
Me: "A knight? Then you'll live in a castle. Will you have horses and a princess?"
KJ: "No."
Me: "No princess?"
KJ: "Girls are boring."
Leaning over a table with marbles on it to tell me my fortune ...
KJ: "They say.... they say..... You know this fortune thing is fake, right?"
S: (happy) "I'm so excited for when I die, I can go to heaven and see God! I always wanted to see God!"....(sad) "But I also wanted to go to Disneyland."
Me: "Did you get new shoes?"
R: "Yes, and these are the shoes I wore to the Daddy-Daughter Dance, that hurted my feet."
Me: (Thinking, not saying..) "Welcome to womanhood."
KJ: "This is the order: first, we love God, then we love our family, including you, then we love our friends and the whole world, then we love the TV!"
Me: "What do you do during the week?"
E: "Nothing."
Me: "Do you play with your ponies?"
E: "No."
Me: "Do you do crafts?"
E: "No."
Me: "What do you do?"
E: "I give my mom a headache."
That's all this time! Stay tuned for Kid-isms part 2... maybe in six months...... :)
If you have some fun ones to share with me, I'd love to hear them!